Running off on the keyboard
It’s approaching two months since the last time we spoke. I feel awful, I’ve treated you like the red-headed step child, and I apologize. My new found stardom has really gotten the best of me. Living up to the mountainous weight of producing witty and scintillating entertainment is no small task. I may now be qualified to speak on the pressures Tiger Woods has been under this year.
Oh and as I write this, Tiger is walking to the 18th at the Arnold Palmer, in the lead. All I have to say is that Tiger is BACK. Tiger will win the Masters next week. Please mark my words NOW! (And, if he doesn’t, I’ll edit this out next week 😛 )
At this point, if you know me, you’re presumably laughing. If you don’t, I’m suspecting it sounds like pretentious narcissistic ramblings. Either way, the blog is for writing things I find entertaining. Perhaps I should join every company in America and create a facebook fan page, a phenomena I’ve yet to understand. My fan club would only have one fan at the moment (me)…but it’s a 100% improvement from a year ago. No biz Executive in the world will turn down those numbers…I just knew I was cut out for the Big Leagues
It’s not that I haven’t thought of the blog much lately; the last few weeks have been most exciting and filled with eventful entertainment. But for one reason or another, I’ve not been able to write home about it.
Nonetheless, I’m still here, America.
Please look for many more exciteful, world-changing articles to come soon (as usual).